• E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    E.T. the Extra-Terrestrial

    ★★★★½

    the archetype for every children’s film to come out after this but most of those aren’t good. we all wish we had a freaky little piece of shit friend like this when we were kids. this could easily be so corny but it’s not! great way to start pride month :)

  • Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse

    ★★★★

    the first chunk of this is the greatest comic book movie i’ve ever seen but then loses its momentum. still very good like it’s the best animation i’ve ever seen. too many “epic reddit” moments though.

  • Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    Star Trek V: The Final Frontier

    ★★½

    great movie about the star trek enterprise going on a camping trip to rekindle 

    there should be no horses in star trek 

    go climb a rock 

    there is no god that’s why i had to step in 

    you gotta be vulcan kidding me 

    great bit when they take the weed brownies

  • Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    Star Trek IV: The Voyage Home

    ★★★½

    kinda like avatar the way of the water 

    *smokes zaza once

    fun time in san francisco

    should be rereleased in IMAX for the 37th anniversary

  • That Cold Day in the Park

    That Cold Day in the Park

    ★★★★

    good cold and sad vibes. slowly becoming an old man and only wanna watch movies like this.

  • Cops & Robbersons

    Cops & Robbersons

    watched

  • Raiders of the Lost Ark

    Raiders of the Lost Ark

    ★★★★½

    so good. great example of a movie if you need to show someone. idk why i thought some of this was boring before but this flies by especially when you’re also watching tik toks.

  • Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

    Star Trek III: The Search for Spock

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    3 stars for 3rd movie 

    popular fan theory is that all the odd number star trek movies has a scene where someone smokes weed 

    kirk, bones and sulu :)

  • Star 80

    Star 80

    ★★★★½

    extremely upsetting film. made me cry! such a scary and gross feeling movie that couldn’t be achieved today. also interesting that bob fosse made 2 movies about cool women and 3 movies about bad men.

  • All That Jazz

    All That Jazz

    ★★★★★

    perfect. love a movie about a cool guy! this reminded me of inland empire and that one episode of sopranos where tony gets shot. probably my favorite movie of all time now.

  • Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    Star Trek II: The Wrath of Khan

    ★★★½

    no one smokes zaza in this one 

    did star trek invent facetime? 

    i’m not a trekkie yet…

  • Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    Star Trek: The Motion Picture

    ★★★

    most boring movie ever made i love it. a slice of life film in space. great vibes all around. this must’ve been the stoner event of 1979.