• Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★½

    got any animal crackers

  • Lady Bird

    Lady Bird

    ★★★★★

    This movie made me laugh and cry with happiness/pure joy and was so INTENSELY relatable. The quintessential coming of age story for a girl in high school/going to college/relationships/growing up. So beautiful, funny, real, heartwarming, i loved every single second

  • Drive

    Drive

    ★★★★

    welcome to creative ways to kill people with Ryan Gosling
    bonus points if you wear a rubber mask

  • Brokeback Mountain

    Brokeback Mountain

    ★★★★★

    wish i could type out a review through my tears ... :(

  • Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

    ★★★★

    me trying to get a job

  • Zodiac

    Zodiac

    ★★★★★

    Cinematic brilliance is Gyllenhaal's character sitting in the bar with his little blue drink saying "I love to read. I enjoy books."

  • Nocturnal Animals

    Nocturnal Animals

    ★★

    !?!!???
    This movie features:
    Jake Gyllenhaal is so angry that his ex wife got an abortion he writes a book as revenge about his self insert seeing his wife and daughter raped and killed
    He screams and cries a lot (1 star is for this)
    Amy Adams is angsty about him and regrets leaving him
    Ultimately she belongs to him, at the end she waits for a date he never shows up to, it all comes down to the fact…

  • The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    The Man from U.N.C.L.E.

    ★★★★½

    im never watching a film again in my life that isn’t The Man From U.N.C.L.E. (2015)