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Eurovision Song Contest: The Story of Fire Saga 2020
i know there are more important things to comment here, like dan stevens' sexy gay icon russian appeal and jaja ding dong being the new national anthem but did they…
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Normal People 2020
some parts of the book i found trite turned insightful on screen. others that i found deeply moving in the book fell flat. the only thing other than sadness & attraction…
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The Holiday 2006
yes i just watched this six days ago leave me ALONE! anyway kate winslet & jude law are the most attractive pair of movie siblings of the early-to-mid 2000s and that’s…
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Cowboys & Angels 2003
keith the sexy gay drug dealer best part of the movie also i loved gay allen leech’s straight experience
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It Chapter Two 2019
must a movie be “good”? Is it not enough to sit somewhere dark and see Bill Hader, gay?
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