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  • The Beach House

    The Beach House

    ★★★

    August Horror 2020, Day 3, challenge #15 - Body Horror!? Watch something with a gnarly transformation scene

    This was a pretty convoluted PSA to get us to wear masks, but whatever works!!

    Soo I liked this, but it's one of those small indie horrors where you're not sure if it's vague to be artsy, or because they didn't have the scope to be more specific. I get the message - GLOBAL WARMING BAD - and it was done in an…

  • Something of Mine

    Something of Mine

    ★★★★

    August Horror 2020, Day 2, challenge #30 - school

    Well this is a way better origin story for Black Christmas 2019!! This opens with two fake(?) trailers for movies I desperately want to see, especially the clown one. I wasn't sure they were fake, they weren't anymore ridiculous than the actual movie, but if they ever existed they've been lost to the cruel sands of time. 😔

    After that, we don't get off to the best start. A guy tells…

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  • Patrick

    Patrick

    ★★★½

    July Horror 2020 #25 - Australian horror

    It's the quirky, feel good romcom of 1978! She's a nurse, he's a psycho in a coma! Will true love prevail?

    I'm not sure what's scarier, the brutal opening murder or the world's worst job interview that follows. Yikes! I'd rather hang with ol' spooky staring eyeballs Patrick than that hatchet faced biotch. Actually no, if I was nurse whatsername I wouldn't hang with anyone in this movie. What a bunch of creeps!…

  • The Day of the Triffids

    The Day of the Triffids

    ★★★½

    July Horror 2020 #28 - killer plants!

    Well this is probably the definitive killer plant movie. I was worried it would be one of those old, boring, guys in lab coats sciencey babble movies but it was actually pretty exciting! It walks the line between serious enough to be engaging, and goofy enough to be fun. I'm not sure you can make giant plants that walk around on their roots anything but goofy, but the zombie apocalypse vibe makes it…