Favorite films

  • Beetlejuice
  • Get Out
  • Night of the Creeps
  • Creep

Recent activity

  • The Lonely Host


  • Who Invited Them


  • Knock at the Cabin

  • Orphan: First Kill


Pinned reviews

  • Beauty's Revenge

    Beauty's Revenge


    July Horror 2021, day 28 - inspired by true crime

    "You've probably seen my picture in the paper, I'm the Dairy Princess"

    Ok guys, brace your butter for the GREATEST MOVIE EVER MADE - Midwest Obsession! Surprisingly it's not about Ohio State football or pickup maintenance or grilling the perfect steak, it's a Lifetime stalker movie but with COWS! So, so many cows. The cows really set this thing apart from every other movie like this called Deadly Obsession or…

  • Alien Beasts

    Alien Beasts

    February Horror 2021, Day 20, challenge #6 - SOV

    "He opened an extradimensional porthole!" He sure did. Wow, even the description of this movie is an adventure. (And yes, I'm pretty sure he said "porthole." Ahoy matey! To the pirate dimension! I wish.)

    Aaand we're tossed right into some kind of yard wrestling/kicking match that makes the rake fight in Hobgoblins look dignified. Somebody coughs, keep rolling! No music, just lawn kicking and birds chirping. As nature intended. This is brought to…

Recent reviews

  • Who Invited Them

    Who Invited Them

    Oh hey, remember when I used to watch movies? Good times. I need to clone myself so one of me can read, one can watch movies, one can take long walks and one can do like, housework and shit I guess.

    This was totally a title watch; it was giving cringe vibes a la All My Friends Hate Me or The Invitation (2015). Who invited THEM. lol. obviously I'm gonna watch that. "SIT DOWN. HAVE A DRINK. GET UNCOMFORTABLE." Ooh…

  • Knock at the Cabin

    Knock at the Cabin

    Paul Tremblay + M. Night Shyamalan? HAS SOMEONE BEEN READING MY LIVEJOURNAL 😍😍😍

Popular reviews

  • A House on the Bayou

    A House on the Bayou

    November Horror 2021 challenge #26 - something happens in a store

    "Well, the devil believes in you"

    Seriously just call your movie HEY BITCH, THIS HAS SPOOKY TREE MOSS IN IT! and I'll come runnin'. I don't even care if you call me a bitch, I am that bitch. I mean this movie is pretty much, for lack of a better term, moss porn. Moss in the morning, moss at night, moss by a pool, moss swaying in front of…

  • We Summon the Darkness

    We Summon the Darkness

    I Summon My Patience

    Damn, I loved the film I thought I was gonna see. Midwest Metalheads vs Bible Thumpers in a Satanic Panic brawl of doom, hells yeah! Don't listen to the summary, that is not the film we got. I'm not even sick of 80s nostalgia yet, if it's done well and not pandering. But House of the Devil, this is not. I might not have even known it was the 80s if they hadn't told us (well…