nick wibert ★★★ 13
I’m sad astra because ad astra was kinda... bad astra
EDIT: alright I was exaggerating for the joke it was actually just mediocre astra
Sam M. ★½ 1
a dull, dumb, witless, wonder-less motion picture.
🎃Fake Shemp🎃 1
Had to eat caramel M&S to keep awake.
vincent ★★½ 9
This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.
Esther Rosenfield ★ 34
Jared ★★★★★ 27
In light of recent events, I'm reminded of Fermi's paradox. A cynical and unsettling notion which suggests the reason we've never been contacted by extraterrestrial intelligent life is that the…
adrianbalboa ★★★★★ 8
andrea🌹 ★★★★★ 33
me: hey i think im getting over cmbyn? cmbyn: [walks over to my bedroom door then proceeds to give me a blow job] well that's promising. you're hard again. good…