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Favorite films

  • At Eternity's Gate
  • Winter Light
  • The Shining
  • The Bride of Frankenstein

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  • The Age of Innocence

    ★★★★★

  • The Bride

    ★★

  • Ocean's Eleven

    ★★★★½

  • The Caine Mutiny Court-Martial

    ★★★½

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  • At Eternity's Gate

    At Eternity's Gate

    ★★★★★

    I believe I have a menacing spirit around me. An invisible being. I- I feel it; I don’t see it. He speaks to me, and threatens me, and all he wants to do is plunge a knife into my heart.

    I saw him and I tried to cut him out of myself.

    In January 2020, when I was 15 years old, I cut myself. My mom had bought these skinny little razors for shaving her legs. I’d get in the…

  • Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    Mission: Impossible – Dead Reckoning Part One

    ★★★★★

    It's interesting. I used to have this professor at Oxford, okay? Dr. Wickham, his name was, 
    and he was like this massive, fat guy. You know, huge, big guy. We used to call him... You know... Well, I won't tell you  what we used to call him. He taught biomolecular kinetics and cellular dynamics, and he used to sort of scare the underclassmen with this story about how the world would eventually be eviscerated by technology. You see, it was…

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  • The Age of Innocence

    The Age of Innocence

    ★★★★★

    The best theatrical experiences you’ll ever have are in packed theaters filled with octogenarians

  • The Bride

    The Bride

    ★★

    One of the more expensive films I’ve seen to feature full frontal, so that’s something at least.

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  • May December

    May December

    ★★★★½

    Felt absolutely awful watching this because so much of it is so profoundly upsetting and disturbing and has so much gravity to it but the movie is also just so fucking funny. A miracle it pulls off its tone.

  • The Holdovers

    The Holdovers

    ★★★★½

    Deftly walks between formulaic heart-warmer and a deeply sad meditation on abandonment and lives passed by. Could see myself watching this every year.