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  • Mulholland Drive
  • Wings of Desire
  • Chungking Express
  • Phantom Thread

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  • Prince of Darkness

    ★★★★½

  • Hail, Caesar!

    ★★★★

  • Ready Player One

    ★★

  • As Above, So Below

    ★★½

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  • Licorice Pizza

    Licorice Pizza

    ★★★★★

    I often think about Bowie's exclamation of "It's the freakiest show!" in that first chorus of Life on Mars? and how the song is placed within the film. It could be said that the whole movie is a freak show; from Jon Peters to Herman Munster to Jack Holden and Rex Blau. Just a land filled with completely realized, true-to-life characters, some who are crazy and others who are just needy. Much has been made of the relationship between the…

  • Mulholland Drive

    Mulholland Drive

    ★★★★★

    I’ll never be able to articulate what this film means to me. It is the summit of all my passions and the fear that comes with them blasted onto the screen in the most elegant nightmare I’ve ever had. The best, forever and always.

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  • Hail, Caesar!

    Hail, Caesar!

    ★★★★

    Hollywood owes a career to Alden Ehrenreich.

  • Ready Player One

    Ready Player One

    ★★

    Spielberg’s biggest flaw in his late stage is that he keeps putting Mark Rylance in movies. Stop doing that!

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  • Rosemary's Baby

    Rosemary's Baby

    ★★★★★

    This movie is the reason I refuse to meet my neighbors.

  • Vanilla Sky

    Vanilla Sky

    ★★★★

    "I swallowed your cum! That means something!"

    It certainly does.