I write review of movies while I'm falling asleep about an hour after watching them
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Godzilla Minus One 2023
Damning evidence that Legendary's license to make Godzilla films should be immanently revoked
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Say Anything... 1989
My favorite movie to watch on a plane but now while I had a fever and noticing that Jeremy Piven's original hairline is also in this
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Sonic the Hedgehog 2020
Yeah I haven't seen this movie yet but heads up to everyone I know: Jim Carrey's Dr. Robotnik is going to be my Heath Ledger Joker.
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The 9th Annual On Cinema Oscar Special 2022
Watching this in a full theater with people reacting simultaneously to the violence and ineptitude being portrayed both in a constructed reality on screen and in actual reality is an experience that will haunt me for the rest of my life.
