• Nightcrawler

    Nightcrawler

    ★★★★

    I don’t give a goddamn about fucking Corona 

    “And neither does Gavin Newsom”

  • The Stepfather

    The Stepfather

    ★★½

    Average as fuck but Dylan Walsh kills it and Paige Turco is hot so it’s not a complete waste

  • Saw

    Saw

    ★★★

    Living’s overrated 

    Can you even believe what this little baby turned into? So simple but so effective 

  • Friday the 13th

    Friday the 13th

    ★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    A real prophet of doom 

    Slashers are like fairytales for teenagers/young adults. Live a morally righteous life or get an axe to the face. Your choice

  • John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    John Mulaney: Kid Gorgeous at Radio City

    ★★★★½

    Do my friends hate me or do I just need to go to sleep? 

    Thinking of my main man and hoping he’s doing well 💕

  • Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker's Nightmare

    Stalked by My Doctor: A Sleepwalker's Nightmare

    Shmuckface 

    These are getting out of control

  • Murder by Death

    Murder by Death

    ★★★★

    Woke up today with THE strongest urge to watch this. TCM just knew. Funny how the universe works sometimes

  • The Last House on the Left

    The Last House on the Left

    ★★★½

    So disgusting but so fucking satisfying 

    There’s a part in this where just for a moment the only thing I wanna do in the entire universe is give Monica Potter a hug and tell her everything is going to be ok

  • Patterns

    Patterns

    ★★★★

    God I wanna be Rod Serling so fucking bad

  • Stalked by My Doctor: Patient's Revenge

    Stalked by My Doctor: Patient's Revenge

    Just when I thought these couldn’t get any better they hit me with a MUSICAL NUMBER

  • Stalked by My Doctor: The Return

    Stalked by My Doctor: The Return

    At one point I physically felt like I was gonna throw up these are unbelievable

  • Stalked by My Doctor

    Stalked by My Doctor

    Please for the love of whatever god you may or may not worship get high as fuck and watch this you will not regret it