Erin 🍺 has written 133 reviews for films during 2019.

  • Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

    Don't F**k with Cats: Hunting an Internet Killer

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    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Basic fucking Instinct are you literally fucking kidding me I hate this guy

  • It's a Wonderful Life

    It's a Wonderful Life

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    My best friend and I have an annual viewing of this during the holiday season. It’s been raining all day where I live so watching this all comfy cozy on her couch really warmed my heart. Wholesome.Β 

    No man is a failure who has friendsΒ 

  • A Charlie Brown Christmas

    A Charlie Brown Christmas

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    CHRISTMAS TIIIIIIIME IS HEEEEERREEEE !! 🎢

  • Die Hard

    Die Hard

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    Merry Christmas to Bonnie Bedelia and Bonnie Bedelia only πŸŽ„

  • Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

    Sweeney Todd: The Demon Barber of Fleet Street

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    R.I.P

    (Roast In Pies)

  • Ready or Not

    Ready or Not

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    You know what 🀘🏼hell yeah🀘🏼 that’s what I’m TALKING ABOUTΒ 


    THAT’S WHAT THE FUCK I’M TALKING ABOUT !!!

  • Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

    Mickey's Once Upon a Christmas

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    Hey um petition for animated bird characters to stop eating any bird related meat products.

  • Step Brothers

    Step Brothers

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    You’re embarrassing yourself, you geriatric fuckΒ 

  • High School Musical 2

    High School Musical 2

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    I actually watched this last night but forgot to log it because I was high πŸ€·πŸΌβ€β™€οΈ

    Anyway this is the best High School Musical and y’all can fight me about it.

  • The Night of the Hunter

    The Night of the Hunter

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    Gothic fairytale cinema.

    This film more than any other taught me that boogeymen are real so always be careful who you trust. Even preachers can be serial killers.Β 

    Also can confirm as someone who is 5’ 1”, β€˜tis indeed a hard world for little things.






    EDIT: turns out I’m actually 5’ 2”! This is great news for me. Still little though so my confirmation still standsΒ 

  • High School Musical

    High School Musical

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    The theater is a temple of art. A precious cornucopia of creative energy.Β 

  • Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    Who Framed Roger Rabbit

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    A technological achievement of godly proportions, performances of a lifetime, a damn fine Noir, and balances perfectly on the line between family friendly and adult humor. Tell me why you don’t like this movie again? Because from where I’m standing it’s damn near perfect.