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Erin 🍺 has written 165 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Chef Donald

    Chef Donald 1941

    ★★★½ Watched 30 Dec, 2020 2

    There’s a cannibalism joke like 10 seconds into this. This fool tries to make waffles, fucks up super bad, and then proceeds to BEAT THE SHIT out of the radio chef lady after his own wrongdoings. 

    But damn if that animation isn’t smooth as hell

  • The Member of the Wedding

    The Member of the Wedding 1952

    ★★★★ Watched 30 Dec, 2020

    If there’s one thing Julie Harris and I have in common it’s that at 26 we both can convincingly look and act like 12 year olds 

    This was honest and painful and scandalous and LOUD. I couldn’t pull my eyes away from the screen if I tried. Just pure raw emotion. Life is dramatic and I love it that way

  • Marty

    Marty 1953

    ★★ Watched 29 Dec, 2020 5

    These people aren’t even “ugly” so wtf ?? 

    The concept of women only being useful as mothers is disgusting. 

    The line delivery was awful. Absolutely no feeling whatsoever. 

    I literally don’t understand what I was supposed to gain from this. Like the perspective of what it’s like in the mind of a person who thinks they’re ugly and therefore unworthy of love? Jokes on you. I have low self esteem due to my depression. Even I’m not this insufferable though.…

  • Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer

    Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer 1964

    ★★★½ Watched 25 Dec, 2020 4

    WHAT WAS EVEN WRONG WITH THE DOLLY FOR SUE ?!?

  • The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause

    The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause 2006

    ★½ Watched 25 Dec, 2020

    Merry Christmas to Ann-Margret and Ann-Margret only ❄️

  • The Santa Clause 2

    The Santa Clause 2 2002

    ★★ Watched 25 Dec, 2020 2

    Mother Nature IS a black woman. That’s just facts

  • The Santa Clause

    The Santa Clause 1994

    ★★½ Watched 25 Dec, 2020 4

    Elves said ACAB 

    Fuck the police coming straight from the North Pole

  • The Christmas Wife

    The Christmas Wife 1988

    ★★★ Watched 23 Dec, 2020

    Why do you like clouds? 
    Cause... they go slow. Because all the time they’re changing. Cause they don’t mind about things. 

    I don’t know y’all maybe I’m just super in the Yuletide spirit since I watched this while putting together my last few gifts or maybe it’s the wine I’ve been drinking but this really hit the spot. Like a warm bowl of soup on a rainy day. The video quality and the ending bummed me out though. Still enjoyable to me nonetheless

  • Babes in Toyland

    Babes in Toyland 1961

    ★★★ Watched 23 Dec, 2020

    Annette Funicello invented cottagecore

  • Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey

    Nestor, the Long-Eared Christmas Donkey 1977

    ★★½ Watched 23 Dec, 2020

    This is weird and sad af. Nestor and Tilly are adorable though and I love them 🥰 Unfortunately I don’t know if I’ll revisit this again. Personally this just didn’t spike my eggnog. Maybe more Christian oriented religious people can get more out of this than I did

  • Lilo & Stitch

    Lilo & Stitch 2002

    ★★★★★ Watched 23 Dec, 2020 3

    Oh good! My dog found the chainsaw! 

  • John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid

    John Mulaney: The Comeback Kid 2015

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 22 Dec, 2020

    Sending love and light to my main man ✨

    He’s been there for me during some of my darkest times so it’s only fair that I do the same for him. Good luck and good vibes 💖 Love ya dude