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Erin 🍺 has written 32 reviews for films during 2021.

  • It

    It 2017

    ★★★★ Rewatched 26 Feb, 2021

    Woke up a chose mullet hate

  • Twilight

    Twilight 2008

    Watched 25 Feb, 2021

    I cannot rate this because I both hate and love this

  • East of Eden

    East of Eden 1955

    ★★★★½ Watched 25 Feb, 2021 2

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The way I relate to Cal 🥴 I very much dislike the ending though because, full disclosure, I would’ve left my dad to rot in his bed. I don’t give a fuck. You don’t get to emotionally neglect me and treat me like I’m some monster just to turn around and be like “wait I need help”. Absolutely get fucked. I’m outie ✌🏼 

    That Ferris wheel scene though 🥰swoon🥰 I am once again exclaiming my undying love for Julie Harris.…

  • Pitch Perfect

    Pitch Perfect 2012

    ★★★ Watched 18 Feb, 2021

    The white girl is back 

  • Kubo and the Two Strings

    Kubo and the Two Strings 2016

    ★★★★½ Watched 17 Feb, 2021

    This was absolutely FASCINATING! Laika Studios consistently amazes me. I feel like a brand new person. Like my personal story has just begun. Just wow

  • Betty White: First Lady of Television

    Betty White: First Lady of Television 2018

    ★★★★ Watched 15 Feb, 2021

    If you can look me in the eye and say that you don’t like Betty White you are a fucking monster

  • Lady and the Tramp

    Lady and the Tramp 1955

    ★★★½ Watched 11 Feb, 2021 2

    Here’s a topic of debate for y’all 

    Lady and the Tramp is a Christmas movie

  • 12 Hour Shift

    12 Hour Shift 2020

    ★★★½ Watched 10 Feb, 2021

    I hate cops 

  • Lend a Paw

    Lend a Paw 1941

    ★★★★ Watched 10 Feb, 2021

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Kindness to animals, my friend, will be rewarded in the end 

    holy FUCK someone literally tried to kill that kitten by tying it in a bag and throwing it in a body of water with an iron. Big papa Pluto saves the day TWICE though !! The goodest of boys wow

  • The Little Whirlwind

    The Little Whirlwind 1941

    ★★½ Watched 10 Feb, 2021

    What a waste of a cake

  • I Am a Camera

    I Am a Camera 1955

    ★★★ Watched 08 Feb, 2021

    Now That’s What I Call a Manic Pixie Dream Girl™

  • Carrie

    Carrie 1976

    ★★★★★ Rewatched 08 Feb, 2021

    Genuinely never understood the concept of being mean to people for funsies. Like the idea of hurting someone on purpose somehow bringing me joy really disturbs me.