Erin 🍺 has written 32 reviews for films during 2021.

  • It

    It

    ★★★★

    Woke up a chose mullet hate

  • Twilight

    Twilight

    I cannot rate this because I both hate and love this

  • East of Eden

    East of Eden

    ★★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The way I relate to Cal 🥴 I very much dislike the ending though because, full disclosure, I would’ve left my dad to rot in his bed. I don’t give a fuck. You don’t get to emotionally neglect me and treat me like I’m some monster just to turn around and be like “wait I need help”. Absolutely get fucked. I’m outie ✌🏼 

    That Ferris wheel scene though 🥰swoon🥰 I am once again exclaiming my undying love for Julie Harris.…

  • Pitch Perfect

    Pitch Perfect

    ★★★

    The white girl is back 

  • Kubo and the Two Strings

    Kubo and the Two Strings

    ★★★★½

    This was absolutely FASCINATING! Laika Studios consistently amazes me. I feel like a brand new person. Like my personal story has just begun. Just wow

  • Betty White: First Lady of Television

    Betty White: First Lady of Television

    ★★★★

    If you can look me in the eye and say that you don’t like Betty White you are a fucking monster

  • Lady and the Tramp

    Lady and the Tramp

    ★★★½

    Here’s a topic of debate for y’all 

    Lady and the Tramp is a Christmas movie

  • 12 Hour Shift

    12 Hour Shift

    ★★★½

    I hate cops 

  • Lend a Paw

    Lend a Paw

    ★★★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Kindness to animals, my friend, will be rewarded in the end 

    holy FUCK someone literally tried to kill that kitten by tying it in a bag and throwing it in a body of water with an iron. Big papa Pluto saves the day TWICE though !! The goodest of boys wow

  • The Little Whirlwind

    The Little Whirlwind

    ★★½

    What a waste of a cake

  • I Am a Camera

    I Am a Camera

    ★★★

    Now That’s What I Call a Manic Pixie Dream Girl™

  • Carrie

    Carrie

    ★★★★★

    Genuinely never understood the concept of being mean to people for funsies. Like the idea of hurting someone on purpose somehow bringing me joy really disturbs me.