Erin 🍺 has written 30 reviews for films rated ★★ .

  • Marty

    Marty

    ★★

    These people aren’t even “ugly” so wtf ?? 

    The concept of women only being useful as mothers is disgusting. 

    The line delivery was awful. Absolutely no feeling whatsoever. 

    I literally don’t understand what I was supposed to gain from this. Like the perspective of what it’s like in the mind of a person who thinks they’re ugly and therefore unworthy of love? Jokes on you. I have low self esteem due to my depression. Even I’m not this insufferable though.…

  • The Santa Clause 2

    The Santa Clause 2

    ★★

    Mother Nature IS a black woman. That’s just facts

  • Black Christmas

    Black Christmas

    ★★

    The original is UNMATCHED but honestly if you don’t take this one too seriously and just enjoy it for what it is, it’s pretty fun

  • Strays

    Strays

    ★★

    Do not ever take me or my movie taste seriously. I unironically like this movie

  • The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    The Texas Chainsaw Massacre

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Look I actually like this remake but this Final Girl™ being named Erin is an INSULT to me and my family

  • Thir13en Ghosts

    Thir13en Ghosts

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    Anytime you see Matthew Lillard drool you know you’re in for a good time. Also a black woman basically saves the day?! Hello we love it

  • Sinister 2

    Sinister 2

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    The first one was better but seeing that piece of shit get set on fire was magnificent

  • Along Came Polly

    Along Came Polly

    ★★

    Philip Seymour Hoffman is the only reason I watch this. I miss him more and more everyday. Mans makes me laugh so fucking hard 5 seconds into his performance. I adore him. This movie would be meh without him.

  • Jigsaw

    Jigsaw

    ★★

    Damn that girls face said

    *Sean Paul voice* BUBBLIN’ YO

  • Await Further Instructions

    Await Further Instructions

    ★★

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I was genuinely enjoying this until the like last 15 minutes or so and now I’m just fucking pissed 

    Also THE MOM?! How dare you! She was a nice lady!

  • Swiss Family Robinson

    Swiss Family Robinson

    ★★

    Maybe I expected too much from this but this was just not fun. It’s not badly acted and the set design is gorgeous but ultimately it fell flat for me.

  • Possession

    Possession

    ★★

    My own parents divorce would’ve been a better horror movie and you’re all straight lying to my face saying this is enjoyable