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  • Pretty Woman

    Pretty Woman


    “wow just like Titanic” - me when Julia learns how to use 10 different sized utinsils for dinner with rich assholes

  • Murder Mystery

    Murder Mystery


    “wow just like Titanic” - me when the character who you expect to have bad aim frees their lover from danger during a life or death situation

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  • The Mule

    The Mule


    🎵tell me something Earl, are you happy in this modern world?🎵

  • The Wife

    The Wife


    The Wife criticizes her husband’s writing for having “stilted dialogue” and then seconds later says “Just because I don’t love your novel doesn’t mean I don’t love you.”