The Lighthouse

The Lighthouse ★★★★★

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

This review may contain spoilers.

When I was watching Twilight, I had no idea that in just a few years I’d be watching Edward Cullen fuck a mermaid, but I guess that’s on me. This is one of those movies where I watch it and am immediately envious of the filmmaker because I don’t think my brain could ever conceive of something like this. It’s absolutely fucking crazy, yet completely congruent. Robert Pattinson and Willem Defoe give phenomenal performances, seemingly stealing each scene from one another constantly. This film is gorgeous and the 4:3 aspect ratio is utilized to great effect. After seeing the movie, all I want to do is talk in old-timey sailor speak. See this movie man.