Éva Enriquez

Éva Enriquez

Storyboard Artist | I like magic, horror, D&D, puns, & old-timey American lingo. It’s curtains for you, Ace!

Favorite films

  • Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
  • Anastasia
  • The Prince of Egypt
  • Halloween

Recent activity

  • Werewolves Within


  • Scream


  • Eternals


  • Scream 4


Recent reviews


Popular reviews

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    This is just a shitty Harry Potter.

    Abrams really just stole so much from the Harry Potter movies, threw in a little Holes (2003), and turducken-ed it all in flimsy Star Wars wrapping paper

  • The Suicide Squad

    The Suicide Squad


    Sorry to all y’all who liked this, but this movie was incredibly boring on top of being bad, and honestly I think that’s worse 

    But call me if you want to hear a rant about how much they fucked up on using Harley’s character in this. Tbh I don’t think one single character had an arc in this film, which kinda defeats the purpose, no? King Shark was A+ though, and isn’t it kinda telling that the best character was the one that talked the least