The Lighthouse

The Lighthouse โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…โ˜…

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โ€ข Weโ€™ll have to test the water a few more times, but The Lighthouse might just be the most rewatchable horror movie ever.

โ€ข Robert Pattinson delivers his grandest performance yet by a LONG SHOT in this.

โ€ข The Lighthouse (confirmed for a second time) has some of the best acting and dialogue of ALL-TIME.

โ€ข I recently rewatched the Nasty Patty episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Turns out, The Lighthouse is indeed a soft remake.

โ€ข The โ€œbarkingโ€ scene in this movie is possibly the greatest thing my eyes have ever stayed around to witness.

โ€ข Robert Eggers is into someโ€ฆuniqueโ€ฆfetishes. Iโ€™m not judging, man. You do you.

โ€ข Wouldnโ€™t it be so cute if Pattinson and Dafoe won the Oscar together? Awe!

โ€ข I will be feeding the seagulls my food from now on every time I go to the beach. Please be nice to us.

โ€ข Is there any way I can give this movie a 6/5 on Letterboxd? New update, maybe?

โ€ข The ending sequence is the equivalent to a cinematic orgasmโ€”if there ever were one.

โ€ข Okay, so I have this utterly insane theory about what actually happened in The Lighthouse, but Iโ€™ll wait to explain it once I see it for a 3rd time.ย 

โ€ข โ€œIf I had a steakโ€ฆโ€

๐Ÿ† Verdict: A+++++++++++++++++++++

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