The Lighthouse

The Lighthouse β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…β˜…

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β€’ We’ll have to test the water a few more times, but The Lighthouse might just be the most rewatchable horror movie ever.

β€’ Robert Pattinson delivers his grandest performance yet by a LONG SHOT in this.

β€’ The Lighthouse (confirmed for a second time) has some of the best acting and dialogue of ALL-TIME.

β€’ I recently rewatched the Nasty Patty episode of SpongeBob SquarePants. Turns out, The Lighthouse is indeed a soft remake.

β€’ The β€œbarking” scene in this movie is possibly the greatest thing my eyes have ever stayed around to witness.

β€’ Robert Eggers is into some…unique…fetishes. I’m not judging, man. You do you.

β€’ Wouldn’t it be so cute if Pattinson and Dafoe won the Oscar together? Awe!

β€’ I will be feeding the seagulls my food from now on every time I go to the beach. Please be nice to us.

β€’ Is there any way I can give this movie a 6/5 on Letterboxd? New update, maybe?

β€’ The ending sequence is the equivalent to a cinematic orgasmβ€”if there ever were one.

β€’ Okay, so I have this utterly insane theory about what actually happened in The Lighthouse, but I’ll wait to explain it once I see it for a 3rd time.Β 

β€’ β€œIf I had a steak…”

πŸ† Verdict: A+++++++++++++++++++++

All-Time Favorites, A24 Ranked, Best Horror Movies, Victors of the 2010s, 2019 Ranked

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