Annette

Annette ★★★★

Adam Driver gives his all time best performance as ‘Bo Burnham if he was capable of getting laid’ in this 2021 tragedy of epic proportions. The little jewish kid from Big Bang Theory grows a beard and now he’s fuckable (what???) and marion cotillard gets eaten out like three separate times. Unfortunately for Henry McHenry, the funniest part of this movie was how many times the Sparks brothers rhymed words with the same exact word in their songs, though it somehow still has the best soundtrack maybe since Moulin Rouge.  Absolute masterpiece of a film except for any time they weren’t singing something or Marion Cotillard isn’t getting her pussy devoured by Adam motherfucking! Driver.  god what a hunk

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