Evangeline

safe space for pretentious cinephiles 

Yeah, well, you know, that’s just, like, your opinion, man.

Favorite films

  • Paris, Texas
  • Y Tu Mamá También
  • La Haine
  • American Psycho

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  • The House

    ★★★★

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★½

  • The Royal Tenenbaums

    ★★★★

  • Palo Alto

    ★★

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  • The House

    The House

    ★★★★

    If Coraline x Fantastic Mr. Fox was an A24 movie directed by Yorgos Lanthimos

  • Spider-Man: No Way Home

    Spider-Man: No Way Home

    ★★★½

    To preface my thoughts, I normally refer to marvel movies as chocolate chip cookies. Everyone loves them, but they are nothing special. Ordinary and lacking wow-factor. No Way Home was a double chocolate chip cookie with rainbow sprinkles on top.

    I cried tears of joy. No joke. 

    Top three MCU.

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