• Telling You

    Telling You

    i have a Lot of thoughts about this masterpiece of shit so i'm just gonna write them down here:
    1) you know that any film that begins with a young (and absolutely gorgeous) Peter Facinelli talking about someone putting a colossal bag of dog shit in a microwave is gonna be an absolutely wild ride
    2) my sister and i agreed, at the point where they were at the miserable ginger dude's (Dennis?) house for the first time, that this…

  • Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

    Miss Pettigrew Lives for a Day

    so my sister and i watched this at 1:30am and i can't explain why but we are both scared out of our minds right now

  • Interview with the Vampire

    Interview with the Vampire

    there has been many high points in my life but i feel like none can be beaten by me eating an entire bar of chocolate and watching Interview With A Vampire while wrapped the Twilight blanket i guess i now own

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 2

    this movie did 3 things:
    1) made me giggle like a loon
    2) sent me spiralling back into my 2015 lee pace phase (i am a Garrett stan first and a human second❤)
    3) made me actually cry???

    so yeah clearly i am doing superb. WHAT a movie

  • Can't Hardly Wait

    Can't Hardly Wait

    the thinking man's American Graffiti (1973)

  • Point Break

    Point Break

    watched this immediately after Twilight: Eclipse and honestly? best double feature ever. PEAK teen sleepover movies. the adrenaline was through the roof.....never mind surfing, THIS MOVIE is the ultimate rush

  • Twilight


    the way my sister and i are currently shopping for a blanket with Carlisle Cullen's face on it..... 🎶what can i say except i've lost it🎶

  • Go


    okay but like.... how can i NOT love a movie that essentially just consists of people making terrible choices and includes a telepathic cat, a car chase through Las Vegas set to Magic Carpet Ride, Beverly Hills, 90210 references AND sexy Timothy Olyphant playing a sexy drugdealer... i mean COME ON of course this was gonna end up being one of my favorite movies

  • The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    The Twilight Saga: Breaking Dawn - Part 1

    my sister, attempting to explain the plot of this to me during Eclipse: 'so it's about *wheeze* it's.... it's about *wheeze* it's a whole debate about whether vampire sex or human sex is better'

    AND SHE WAS RIGHT! what the fuck is this movie and why did it make me feel physically ill

  • Can't Hardly Wait

    Can't Hardly Wait

    in a fit of sleep deprivation and sugar induced mania my sister and i spontaneously decided to watch this at 1am and honest to God.... best decision ever. Can't Hardly Believe that i had never seen this earlier!! the INSANE cast, the soundtrack, the sprawling plot, the callbacks to one of my other favorite movies ever (American Graffiti)....... LOVE!!

  • The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    The Twilight Saga: Eclipse

    realized halfway through this that i look like the confederate one :/

  • The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    The Twilight Saga: New Moon

    why does Forks look like my ideal place to live? why does the soundtrack to this go so hard (shoutout to grizzly bear)? why am i obsessed with Charlie? why do Bella and Carlisle have the best chemistry out of everyone? why did i come home and decide to watch this on a Monday evening? where did it all go wrong for me? so many questions, so little time ❤️