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  • Poodle



    Bourgeois incestuous brother and sister with a penchant for bestiality spend a lot of time investing in a pet cemetery and preparing kennel to table meals for a poodle named Danny. 

    Was apprehensive going in- Cannibal Holocaust pretty much filled my quota for animal cruelty for this lifetime- but was relieved to find that they even plucked snails properly.

  • The Seagull

    The Seagull


    The Seagull is the biggest bummer of Chekhov’s bibliography, it features his least-likable characters. Interesting cast, Alan Webb and Michael Gambon are grand. That final cut is fucking rad

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