• Her Smell

    Her Smell

    elisabeth moss was really good!!!!! everything else was not.

  • The Time Machine

    The Time Machine

    when the anti-communist propaganda hits.........

    no in all honestly this movie is actually really good

  • Jennifer's Body

    Jennifer's Body

    ★★★★

    i've actually never seen this movie before, which is dumb because in middle school i bought "new perspective" by panic at the disco on itunes and spent way too long staring at megan fox on the soundtrack's cover, playing that song on repeat and wondering what the hell this movie was actually about.

    obviously i figured it out and then lied about having seen it for years. so i finally watched it and i liked it! it wasn't what i…

  • Fargo

    Fargo

    ★★★★½

    great movie! good acting, good balance of humor and drama, good plot. an all-around entertaining experience. all the snow in the movie is a nice respite from the 90-degree heat, recommend watching it when you run out of ice cream and don't have air conditioning.

  • Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    Mission: Impossible - Fallout

    ★★

    second film in a double feature at a drive-in in vermont.

    i've actually never seen a mission impossible movie before this one. and it was like.... fine? i guess? i didn't hate watching it but i remember very little of it.

    i know that 90% of the movie was filler stunts and there was next to no plot. it was entertaining, i think, but if i hadn't paid money to watch it i wouldn't have finished it.

    not my type of movie, though in all fairness the stunts with the helicopter at the end were pretty cool.

  • Adrift

    Adrift

    ★½

    part one of a double feature i saw at a drive-in in vermont.

    this movie was pretty bad, at least the parts i paid attention to. i got there late and missed the beginning but honestly i doubt it made much of a difference. the twist was extremely predictable (in fact, my friends and i jokingly predicted it half an hour into the movie) and the acting subpar.

    but you know, it was kinda fun to watch. one of those…

  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★★

    the only part of this movie i don't like is when rashida jones tells zuckerberg that he isn't an asshole. because he is!!

    anyway i really do love this movie and its specific brand of privileged douchebaggery and think about it often. despite the fact that the majority of characters are bad people, they're so sympathetic (besides zuckerberg who in my opinion is the villian of his own story, and sean i guess but he has allergies). mvp is obviously andrew garfield as eduardo

    tldr: sorry my prada's at the cleaners along with my hoodie and my fuck you flip-flops you pretentious douchebag

  • Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    Mamma Mia! Here We Go Again

    ★★★★★

    listen it's mamma mia i fucking loved every second

  • Spring Breakers

    Spring Breakers

    ★★★½

    i was really interested by this movie! i really enjoyed how atmospheric and disjointed it was. all the flashbacks/flashfowards were very cool. but idk it was a little gratuitous for me?? a lot of pointless nudity and male gaze in the way it was shot. would have been great if it was directed by a woman but as is it was like.... pretty good?

  • Mamma Mia!

    Mamma Mia!

    ★★★★★

    literally it's mamma mia i can't be objective about this. love it