Charlie's Angels

Dear God what happened how when what why WHO DID THIS. I mean we know who did this, but BANKS WHY. Never before have I watched a film that elicits a LOGIC SCREAM at such a frequent pace. Why introduce multiple Bosley's and then retcon the previous Bosleys (there's a reason, but it's piss poor). WHY (no shade) this casting? WHY a producer-inserted dance scene WHEN THEY ON THE DOWN LOW? So terrible and would have been half a star but... "don't call me an angel" OBVS