X-Men: First Class ★★★★

Guys. Guys. Guys. Do you know how many sexy this movie has? It has NINE sexies! MORE LIKE SEX-MEN FIRST CUM. I DEFINITELY expected January Jones to be terrible. Spoiler alert: she is so very terrible you will never ever feel guilty about farting at a presidential dinner ever. Watch this if you like long bromances on the beach, credit sequences that are so cool you are dead, and Michael Fassbender asking to see the real Raven*.

* Spoiler spoiler alert: it's not Raven Symone :(