Marshall has written 7 reviews for films during 2020.

  • Midsommar

    Midsommar

    Competition rules were NOT clear. Zero obvi front runners in the 'Design a Wedding Brunch Lewk' challenge. NO CONFESSIONALS OR VOICE OF THE SEASON. Finally warms up once we get to the runway (slaying those looks, flower-vomit, I lived). Sad to see bear lewk was bottom two - wrong winner crowned IMO.

  • Hamilton

    Hamilton

    I bless and thank this trash for highlighting which of my theatre friends now Rest In Peace.

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    THIS MOVIE VERY BAD. THIS MOVIE MAKE CHEST HURT. BAD BAD FEELINGS. HEAD MUCH PAIN AND LEAKY. GUY FROM ZORRO TOO KISSABLE. MOVIE END INSIDE FIREPLACE? VERY CONFUSED. I GIVE FIVE OUT OF ONE THOUSAND MURDER HORNETS.

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    ★★★

    Much like a dog seeing a skateboard I’m going to have HARD OPINIONS. I am firmly in the camp of “you chickened the fuck out” when you (semi) retconned The Last Jedi AKA the best Star Wars movie and actually rather good movie movie. It’s hard to watch a film that you know twerps will love when the whole time you’re thinking “there’s a much more interesting movie that could have been”. Yes I’m biased because Carrie Fisher is icon…

  • Joker

    Joker

    Fucking men.

  • Independence Day: Resurgence

    Independence Day: Resurgence

    Will never be glamour because it does not contain the OG flavor and essence of the original: Four Strippers on a Building. I rate this a Liam Hemsworth AKA not really a star.

  • Charlie's Angels

    Charlie's Angels

    Dear God what happened how when what why WHO DID THIS. I mean we know who did this, but BANKS WHY. Never before have I watched a film that elicits a LOGIC SCREAM at such a frequent pace. Why introduce multiple Bosley's and then retcon the previous Bosleys (there's a reason, but it's piss poor). WHY (no shade) this casting? WHY a producer-inserted dance scene WHEN THEY ON THE DOWN LOW? So terrible and would have been half a star but... "don't call me an angel" OBVS