• Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★★

    Fuck people who try to say their favourite movie is 'Citizen Kane' or 'Casablanca' or some shit. Technically speaking, your favourite movie is the film you've seen the MOST number of times. You are an asshole if you try to say you've seen 'Citizen Kane' 112 times. You will get no dicks sucked. Batman Returns is THAT movie for me. This movie is why I'm a gay I think. "I am Catwoman, hear me roar" - the moment I knew I sucked dick.