Marshall has written 1 review for films rated ★★★½ during 2012.

  • Prometheus

    Prometheus

    ★★★½

    This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

    I feel like I spent the months leading up to this film slowly stroking Ridley Scott's cock, waiting for the inevitable dick-splosion. Ripping every single ear in my vicinity to shreds with my shrieks of excitement with my garbage mouth, spitting out every filthy bit of speculation I had.

    And that's exactly what this was: a bunch of Alien enthusiasts sitting naked in a parents' basement jerking each other off and saying “no but what if the origin was this?”…