Marshall has written 3 reviews for films rated ★★★ .

  • Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker

    Star Wars: The Rise of Skywalker


    Much like a dog seeing a skateboard I’m going to have HARD OPINIONS. I am firmly in the camp of “you chickened the fuck out” when you (semi) retconned The Last Jedi AKA the best Star Wars movie and actually rather good movie movie. It’s hard to watch a film that you know twerps will love when the whole time you’re thinking “there’s a much more interesting movie that could have been”. Yes I’m biased because Carrie Fisher is icon…

  • Joker


    Fucking men.

  • Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    Transformers: Dark of the Moon

    FULL DISCLOSURE: I am a Transformers slut. I don’t know how or why but I am boy and metal bang shit. It's really hard for me to give this a star rating, not because I have bloody stumps where my hands should be, but because I both loved this movie, and thought it was utter, utter fucking shit. I think it's really sad that people let Michael Bay be the character that is 'Michael Bay'. But like, I heard that…