Marshall has written 4 reviews for films rated ★★★★★ .

  • Call Me by Your Name

    Call Me by Your Name

    ★★★★★

    THIS MOVIE VERY BAD. THIS MOVIE MAKE CHEST HURT. BAD BAD FEELINGS. HEAD MUCH PAIN AND LEAKY. GUY FROM ZORRO TOO KISSABLE. MOVIE END INSIDE FIREPLACE? VERY CONFUSED. I GIVE FIVE OUT OF ONE THOUSAND MURDER HORNETS.

  • Bridesmaids

    Bridesmaids

    LOOK AT THESE REVIEWS??? MEN MEN MEN MEN MANLY MEN MEN. GTFO, I cannot fathom sitting in the same room as someone who did not like this movie. There was a guy at work who shrugged and said 'meh' when I questioned him. I lowered my knife, and thought "what is WRONG with you???" and "how am I going to continue with this business, knowing that you are one of my colleagues???". I quit there and then, after slamming my…

  • Party Girl

    Party Girl

    What is one of the BEST drugged out performances you've ever seen in you're LIFE? Apart from Keanu Reeves in 'Dracula' (Pronounced 'Drah-ku-lah' while squinting). PARKER POSEY ON 'E'. Also just Parker Posey munting it up throughout. The fact that no-one in 2011 acts and dresses like she did in this movie seriously makes me want to burn things. Join my suicide cult at everyonewillseethelight.blogspot.com/byo-hood/

  • Batman Returns

    Batman Returns

    ★★★★★

    Fuck people who try to say their favourite movie is 'Citizen Kane' or 'Casablanca' or some shit. Technically speaking, your favourite movie is the film you've seen the MOST number of times. You are an asshole if you try to say you've seen 'Citizen Kane' 112 times. You will get no dicks sucked. Batman Returns is THAT movie for me. This movie is why I'm a gay I think. "I am Catwoman, hear me roar" - the moment I knew I sucked dick.