Top 10 If you are a proper FGGT

If you are the most proper of proper FGGTS, then you have seen all of these. And I'm not talking pretentious bullshit queer theory crap, I'm talkin' bubblegum princess gay shit. If I have to have a conversation with you, and you haven't seen any of these films, then legally I am authorized to euthanize you. It's in the gay constitution*

*constitution no longer exists, used as cum-rag.

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  • Heathers

    1

  • Party Girl

    2

  • Mommie Dearest

    3

  • Paris Is Burning

    4

  • Showgirls

    5

  • Addams Family Values

    6

  • Beaches

    7

  • Romy and Michele's High School Reunion

    8

  • A Very Brady Sequel

    9

  • Black Swan

    10