• White Hot: The Rise & Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch

    White Hot: The Rise & Fall of Abercrombie & Fitch

    Completely flat, uninspired documentary. Probably ordered by the new A&F management themselves as part of their rebranding, judging by the last 6 minutes.

  • The Batman

    The Batman

    ★★★★

    Kinda hoped that Batman and Catwoman would fuck onscreen but okay

  • Worst Roommate Ever

    Worst Roommate Ever

    ★★★★

    For the love of god, shut down Craigslist

  • Cars 3

    Cars 3

    ★★½

    car_movie.mp4

  • Cars 2

    Cars 2

    ★★★

    How are the cars consuming their beverages

  • Return to Space

    Return to Space

    ★★★

    Cool SpaceX promo

  • Torn

    Torn

    ★★★½

    Literally Jim Carrey and Paul Bettany

  • The King of Staten Island

    The King of Staten Island

    ★★★

    Thank you Pete Davidson for your continued representation of the “Skinny pale guy with Crohn’s” community

  • Last Breath

    Last Breath

    ★★★★

    I was baffled when he showed up alive, what an incredible story. That Dave guy seems like a whole weirdo though

  • The Puppet Master: Hunting the Ultimate Conman

    The Puppet Master: Hunting the Ultimate Conman

    ★★★★

    The less glamorous and much more evil big brother of The Tinder Swindler

  • The Tinder Swindler

    The Tinder Swindler

    ★★★½

    Dude‘s a real crook he even managed to get the COVID vaccine early by faking to be a paramedic lmfao

  • Dopesick

    Dopesick

    ★★★★

    Paracetamol really gotta do the job for the rest of my life man