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2022 Film Ranking

96 films

My ranking of each film publicly released in the United States in 2022 from best to worst.

  • Skinamarink
  • Infinity Pool
  • M3GAN

2023 Film Ranking

3 films

My ranking of every film from 2023 officially/publicly released in the United States from best to worst.

  • Infinity Pool
  • The Banshees of Inisherin
  • The Whale
  • M3GAN
  • Skinamarink

All of the Films I've Seen in Theaters (with Dates)

159 films

TALLIES ----------- 159 different films 159 theater visits | 162 shows ----------- 2023 - 8 shows 2022 - 60 shows…

  • Knock at the Cabin
  • Avatar: The Way of Water
  • Black Panther: Wakanda Forever
  • Black Adam
  • Halloween Ends
  • Babylon
  • Avatar: The Way of Water
  • Glass Onion: A Knives Out Mystery
  • Bones and All
  • The Menu
  • 2025: The World Enslaved by a Virus
  • The 355
  • Arctic Dogs
  • Avatar
  • Avatar: The Way of Water

The Children of Swifty Lore

100 films

Inside joke

  • Halloween
  • Halloween Ends
  • Halloween Kills
  • Halloween
  • Halloween III: Season of the Witch

Halloween Film Ranking

13 films

Donald Pleasance you have my regards

  • Trump Card
  • Death of a Nation
  • America: Imagine the World Without Her
  • 2000 Mules

Dinesh D’Souza “Documentary” Ranking

4 films

Ranking based on how absurd/batshit insane/unintentionally hilarious they are

  • Armageddon Time
  • The Personal History of David Copperfield
  • The Father
  • Drive My Car
  • Pokémon the Movie: I Choose You!
  • Avengers: Endgame
  • Dead Poets Society
  • Everything Everywhere All at Once
  • Inception
  • Inside Out

Every Movie That Ever Made Me Cry

9 films

I'm not easy to make cry but here are the films that managed to do it.

  • The Suicide Squad
  • No Time to Die
  • Nightmare Alley
  • The Green Knight
  • The Mitchells vs. The Machines

2021 Film Ranking

74 films

A ranking of every film officially released in my country, the United States of America, in 2021, from best to…

  • Antlers
  • Bloodshot
  • Cars 2
  • Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs 2
  • Coco