Does Casablanca or Citizen Kane have a vampire baseball scene? No, no they don’t. They don’t have what is arguably…wait, no, non-arguably the greatest scene in film history.
If it weren't for uncalled-for, male-gazey close-ups of underage girl butt and baby genitalia, I'd have rated 3 stars, I suppose? It has its qualities: weird as fuck, occasionally amusing, satire, fun practical effects, etc. But, it's also too long, filled with unlikeable characters that one can't really care for, and once again, the aforementioned gross close-ups. It's pretty rare for me to think this as I tend to overrate movies, no doubt, but this is too highly rated on LB.
Very low budget. Terrible, yet fun effects. Terrible acting. Terrible script. Strangely endearing and entertaining. Quality dialogue like:
"You're shitting me? You gotta be shitting me? You're shitting me! Are you shitting me? Yeah I know the place. But you better not be shitting me"
Worth a watch if you like super low budget horror schlock.