Favorite films

  • Hot Fuzz
  • American Psycho
  • Twin Peaks: The Return
  • Twin Peaks

Recent activity

  • Twilight


  • Fear Street: 1666


  • Lifeforce


  • Fear Street: 1978


Recent reviews

  • Twilight



    Does Casablanca or Citizen Kane have a vampire baseball scene? No, no they don’t. They don’t have what is arguably…wait, no, non-arguably the greatest scene in film history.

  • Little Otik

    Little Otik


    If it weren't for uncalled-for, male-gazey close-ups of underage girl butt and baby genitalia, I'd have rated 3 stars, I suppose? It has its qualities: weird as fuck, occasionally amusing, satire, fun practical effects, etc. But, it's also too long, filled with unlikeable characters that one can't really care for, and once again, the aforementioned gross close-ups. It's pretty rare for me to think this as I tend to overrate movies, no doubt, but this is too highly rated on LB.

Popular reviews

  • Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    Valerie and Her Week of Wonders

    I am really conflicted about this movie.

    Damn, this was a gorgeous and intoxicating film.

    But I can't support this.

  • Bacterium



    Stray Musings:

    Very low budget. Terrible, yet fun effects. Terrible acting. Terrible script. Strangely endearing and entertaining. Quality dialogue like:

    "You're shitting me? You gotta be shitting me? You're shitting me! Are you shitting me? Yeah I know the place. But you better not be shitting me"

    Worth a watch if you like super low budget horror schlock.