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  • The Red Turtle

    The Red Turtle


    Pretty similar to my experience fucking a turtle tbh

  • Crawl



    Aja/Raimi do the Asylum; a glorious affair, probably the most fun I've had in a cinema this year and I gotta tell you fam, a few of those dumb scares... they got me.

    All the FX are overtly digital (see: "eh, you get the picture"-level serviceable) throughout, the narrative/thematic arc is a stock-standard family dysfunction/reconnection trope stretched to the film's runtime and it (of course) aims fairly low, but by God does it deliver. It may be by-numbers, but Aja…