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  • Ishtar

    Ishtar

    ★★★½

    “why didn’t you recruit me as a communist? wasn’t i good enough?”


    this film being labelled one of the worst of all time is absurd! imagining a world where elaine may got to make more amazing comedies after this, would love to live there

  • I Care a Lot

    I Care a Lot

    ★★★

    rosamund pike if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and hang out with me on thursday night when im free

    eiza gonzalez if you read this im free on thursday night and would like to hang out. please respond to this and hang out with me on thursday night when im free

    chris messina if you read this im fr-

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  • The Social Network

    The Social Network

    ★★★★½

    some thoughts:

    - the score really is extremely my jam
    - I can’t believe I had this at 4.5 when this is a 5-star movie and I should’ve known it from the moment erica said “dating you is like dating a stairmaster” 
    - every man in this movie is trash tbh (even eduardo because he gave the algorithm to and was friends with a guy who made a site to rank girls’ looks)
    - sorkin’s dialogue is almost too smart…

  • Burning

    Burning

    ★★★

    Steven Yeun is so fine he could yawn at me and I would say thank you