Fern Barros

House plant unafraid of giving unsolicited film opinions

Favorite films

  • Pan's Labyrinth
  • Oldboy
  • Evil Dead II
  • Alien

Recent activity

  • GoodFellas


  • Batman: Assault on Arkham


  • Old


  • Signs


Recent reviews

  • Space Jam: A New Legacy

    Space Jam: A New Legacy


    An obnoxious, in-your-face ad for Warner Bros. IP with a paper thin story and terrible performances. The 2-D animation sequences were well made but that’s not enough to distract from this uninspired mess.

  • Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain

    Roadrunner: A Film About Anthony Bourdain


    It exceeded my admittedly high (and unfair) expectations. The movie was both an electric, fascinating experience and a bittersweet reflective lesson. As any essential work of art should do, this film taught me more about myself and the world at large, that I did not expect to before starting it. A thoroughly unforgettable viewing experience.

    Half a star deducted for the questionable ethics of using AI to create a deepfake of Bourdain’s voice

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