Popular reviews

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  Review by Tabby ★★ 1

  me, 5 mins into this film: I hope those jeans chafe you, you spoilt rich little man. romance is dead. cringe culture. fuck capitalism. I hate it here.

  me, upon discovering the two main actors got married IRL: romance is well and truly ALIVE ♥️ just look at that. two people meeting and making a life together. the world is truly a marvellous place. there’s so much love here. Tom Walker needle drop? Over the top of a sex scene? I’ll allow it!! they’re so pure im crying

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  Review by brokencocks ★★½

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  sexy hallmark xmas movie <3 there's drama 😱 there's wine 🍷 there's cancer 😷 there's love ❤️ there's capitalism 😡 there's cows 🐮 and surprisingly there's like 2% christmas 🎄 what more could u want

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  Review by Jake ★★ 1

  I thought the assistant and the ranch hand were going to fuck but they didn't fuck and I was going to take a star off for that but they seemed happy so I didn't. Instead, I took off three stars because the movie fucking sucked.

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  Review by Ayo Edebiri

  I’m getting my hair braided and no one is picking the movies so the braider’s Netflix is on auto play and I’m experiencing ego death

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  Review by Schweissking ★★

  Gay subtext but somehow no gay energy

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  Review by Ale ★

  are we sure this is a Christmas movie or did they only add the last 5 minutes and change some dialogues to make it fit for the holidays?

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  Review by abi 🖤 ½

  99% of this film was just slow-mo

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  Review by leah ★★ 1

  do y’all think manny and leo... 😳

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  Review by sofi ★

  this was not a christmas film tf

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  Review by Neil Studd ★★ 2

  I would have much preferred a film about Manny's weird "rags to vintner" story.

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  Review by maddiest ★

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  it feels like an overtly christian piece of propaganda until you get to the part where they fuck in the vineyard to tom walker's "leave a light on"

  anyway i have no idea who this is for, but neither does the movie!

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  Review by morgndaniel ★

  Fake Manny upon realizing that Real Manny is homeless and living out of his car: oh he’s homeless? aw 😢 anyways here’s a new PlayStation enjoy