Son of a...BEYOTCH!!!
After I trashed The Big Lebowski a few days ago, I decided it was time to watch another "great" movie. And I thought I'd like this movie, but I'm gonna trash it.
Now, I'm gonna try my best to avoid sounding too much like an asshole during this review, but I thought this movie was passable. Not bad. Not good. Let's talk about it.
First, never in my entire life have I begged for a 90-minute movie to end already. My favorite kind of movie is a movie that keeps me consistently entertained. A movie that keeps me interested throughout its entire runtime.
This is not one of those movies. It's only 90 minutes, but it was…