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  Review by brat pacino ★★ 17

  me, stoned off my ass on a tuesday night: i guess i'll just like .,.. fuckign watch this movie featuring borat as a sexy clock & j*hnny d*pp as human jar jar binks. im a goddamn idiot fool and i can't wait to die

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  Review by Matthew Saponar ★ 5

  there was not a second of johnny depp's screentime that i did not want to scrape my fucking eyeballs from my skull

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  Review by KMOKLER ★★★ 5

  Alice through the green screen.

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  Review by brat pacino ★★ 3

  nothing, not even the day of the week has changed from my 2017 review

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  Review by davidehrlich ★ 6

  Oh, what a deliciously horrific idea this movie was!

  Considering that a sequel to Tim Burton's 2010 ludicrously profitable "Alice in Wonderland" has been inevitable since that movie crossed $1 billion at the global box office, the only surprising thing about "Alice Through the Looking Glass" is that it took so long. Perhaps Disney was giving audiences a reprieve, or perhaps they were just allowing us enough time to forget how unpleasant the first film was, plying us with quality in the meantime. "Here, have a good new 'Star Wars' movie. Enjoy 'The Jungle Book.' Pay no mind to the ominous storm clouds that are gathering above the world's multiplexes. Relax, it will all be over soon."

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  Review by feat. dante from the dmc series 2

  my mom got an attitude with me yesterday because i said crispin glover wasn't going to be in this and she was just like "IT'S FUCKING RIDICULOUS IS WHAT IT IS, THEY GOT HELENA BONHAM CARTER TO COME BACK WHY CAN'T THEY GET HIM" and i was like first of all you don't even like crispin glover second of all you haven't even seen the first movie and third of all bitch me too the fuck

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  Review by ˗ˏˋ Liam ˊˎ˗ ★★ 12

  how can something so bright and colourful have so very little life??? meh

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  Review by rachel remeny ★★★½

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  anne hathaway in these movies always acts so whimsical and it cracks me up every time
  like the way she moves her arms is HYSTERICAL

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  Review by matt lynch ★ 1

  Depplorable

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  Review by Matt Singer ★

  It’s almost too perfect that this story about the preciousness of time is baked into one of the biggest cinematic wastes of it of this century. Of course, by the time you’ve learned Alice Through the Looking Glass’ lesson it’s too late to put it to use by not watching this film.

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  Review by Kairit ★½

  time isn't real and mia wasikowska deserves better

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  Review by DirkH ★ 3

  Swimming upstream against a current generated by the multicolored vomit spewed forth by a billion children who just overdosed on the entirety of candy from Wily Wonka's factory, I resurface only to reach for my bookcase where Carroll's tome rests, grab it and allow the current to pull me under shouting: "READ THE FUCKING BOOK YOU TALENTLESS KNOBS!!"