vanilla sex
             is too boring.

       the
             only
                    way

i can cum is TO BE HIT BY A BUS

I still think this needed more sex and violent car crashes. Cronenberg is such a prude.

Apocalyptic. I love Deborah Unger picking nervously at the registration sticker in her car's windshield, anxiously chipping away at an already temporary lifespan, gnawing at it rather than let it just peel off slowly, ready to transform.

I still smile at the thought of at least a few poor bastards who rented this by accident thinking it was that lame Paul Haggis Oscar shit and became scared for life.

i have decided that it is now illegal to be horny

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Never has a film turned me on as much as Crash. Yes, that was a shitty car joke. I will not apologize.

David Cronenberg has so many hot people in his films, so it makes sense to have all the hot people in this movie fuck each other. Chaotic, erotic, alluring, thrilling, and dangerous, I felt on the edge while watching this. Like James Ballard I was experiencing a thrill that could get too off the rails if you let it dictate your moral choices.

Also that score fucking rocks! Probably the best score I've heard in a Cronenberg film as of yet. It shows the exoticness and the thrills that Cronenberg implements into his films.

Truly a one of a kind film that can never, and will never be replicated.

An alluring apocalypse from Cronenberg that feels like listening to Queen’s I’m in Love with My Car while playing twizted metal—chaotic and erotic. Top tier C-Berg that’s loaded with beautiful people, ultra fetishized mayhem, and soundwaved with my favorite Howard Shore score. First time watching this since the early 2000’s and it somehow managed to usurp the bad vibes from a car accident I was in 10 years ago and kinda gave me the vapors?

Y I K E S

I almost double featured this with Christine.

i really love when you can tell a movie was made by someone horny

The true subconscious of every true Canadian

Okay fine I want to fuck a car now is that what you want to hear Cronenberg?

would love to crawl into cronenbergs head

I like any movie nowadays huh ... also I gotta watch more stuff by female directors

I watched this with my girlfriend and we both got spectacularly stoned halfway through it and decided to keep on truckin. Huge mistake given how much this movie ramps up in the second half, but I still loved it. It left me speechless and gave me a bit of an anxiety attack (maybe it was the weed). Sex, violence and machines forever.

Bizarre would be an understatement.

This has to be Cronenberg’s wildest film. Watching this for the second time, I did enjoy the craziness of it all more. REALLY weird, definitely not for everyone. it’s pretty much porn. “Spit out your gum, don’t want it to go up my urethra” I choked

vrum vrum

“What’s your project about?”
“Something we are all intimately involved in.”

Auto-eroticism; human shaped husks operating on pure sexual impulse, fucking til’ the end of their existential destination. Possibly Cronenberg’s most clinical film, and because of that it sort of kept me at arms length but at the same time produces an endlessly fascinating exploration of fetish, our relationship to sex, to machines and the merging of them. What i’m getting at is Cronenberg was really the perfect person for this material, shocked someone actually gave him the money to make it lol.

não assista esse filme antes de pegar um Uber

I liked it a lot, but at a certain point I kinda wanted them to do something else other than crash cars and fuck each other.

Calm down Lynn! You’re suffering from minor women’s whiplash!

Elias "two time loser" Koteas' James Dean car crash narration is the greatest. I could watch him breath down James Spader's neck for days.

Maybe Cronenberg could do a sequel where everyone screws inside a trash compactor?

Horniest movie ever made.