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me in the escape room: deborah ann woll i’m gonna get you outta here

This comes SO CLOSE to being a surprisingly good movie. And then the last 15 or so minutes completely shit the bed.

Would have been a much better film if it were Donald Trump, Lars von Trier, Woody Allen, Roman Polanski, and Piers Morgan locked in the escape room

rich people think theyre slick spending billions building death games when jigsaw and his metal scraps got the same effect for much cheaper

Treffen sich drei Autoren. 
Sagt der eine: „Lass ma Saw...!“ 
Der Zweite: „Ja, aber auch‘n bisschen Cube.“
Der Dritte: „Und noch Finchers The Game!“
Alle klatschen sich ab.
Kommt ein Regisseur dazu: „Jo Peeps, wir schreiben da aber schon noch ein paar Charaktere rein, die zur Abwechslung mal nicht den üblichen Stereotypen entsprechen?! Und inszenieren das so, dass den Leuten tatsächlich der Atem stockt?!“
Alle so: „Na aber!“
David Hain so: 😊👌

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One of the worst endings I've ever seen. Absolutely abysmal. Escape Room offers a few evocative visual set-pieces but these annoying characters refuse to shut up.

Diet Saw.

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𝐈 𝐩𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐨𝐧𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐥𝐨𝐯𝐞 𝐞𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐩𝐞 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦𝐬, 𝐬𝐨 𝐈 𝐟𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐢𝐝𝐞𝐚 𝐨𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐦𝐨𝐯𝐢𝐞 𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐥𝐥𝐲 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐜𝐢𝐧𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐧𝐠. 𝐓𝐡𝐞 𝐝𝐞𝐬𝐢𝐠𝐧𝐬 𝐨𝐟 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐫𝐨𝐨𝐦 𝐰𝐞𝐫𝐞 𝐜𝐥𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫, 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐚𝐬 𝐟𝐮𝐧 𝐭𝐨 𝐰𝐚𝐭𝐜𝐡 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐚𝐜𝐭𝐞𝐫𝐬 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐭𝐨 𝐟𝐢𝐠𝐮𝐫𝐞 𝐨𝐮𝐭 𝐞𝐚𝐜𝐡 𝐜𝐥𝐮𝐞. 𝐋𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐞𝐯𝐞𝐫𝐲𝐨𝐧𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐬 𝐚𝐥𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐝𝐲 𝐬𝐚𝐢𝐝, 𝐭𝐡𝐢𝐬 𝐝𝐨𝐞𝐬 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞 𝐚 ‘𝐬𝐚𝐰-𝐞𝐬𝐪𝐮𝐞’ 𝐜𝐡𝐚𝐫𝐦 𝐭𝐨 𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐜𝐡 𝐈 𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐫𝐞𝐜𝐢𝐚𝐭𝐞, 𝐛𝐮𝐭 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐞𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐟𝐞𝐥𝐥 𝐟𝐥𝐚𝐭.

I think we ALL have trauma

Y’all. This was one of the most fun times I’ve had with a movie in a while! Like, I can’t believe this was not better received in theaters because I was glued to my seat for the whole ride! Each room was more insane than the last. True story: I would not have survived the room with the falling floors because that shit almost made me Afib just watching it.

I love popcorn horror thrillers like this soooooo much and this one just hit every single right note for me. I legit hope they make a ton of sequels even if they are dtv because this has the makings of a terrific franchise! Get Taylor Russell in more films immediately!

Tyler Labine is one fucking hot dad bod I don’t care what you say.

THIS WAS SO MUCH FUN!!!

moderately stupid but a pretty fun time

Prémisse intéressante avec une exécution bâclée et des personnages mauvais mal actés dans une histoire mal écrite.

It’s a SAW film, with blunter teeth

Intense and fun. But also a sad comment on current day inhumanity. Edge of your seater. Fast paced. Logan Miller is awesome and needs better opportunities. Nik Dodani is great too.

This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

Genuinely painful, shallow, unintelligent film.

Wasn't that difficult. All I had to do was walk out my room 15 minutes in and never revisit this fucking thing again.

Je to přesně to, co od filmu čekáte. Na nic si to nehraje a zabavu na hodinku a půl to splní, více jak 2 hvězdy ale ne.

Stupidest of the stupid films ever

This is the PG-13 version of SAW

First 20 minutes were boring. The next hour was genuinely good and engaging. Then the last 20 minutes arrive, and it all falls apart. Of course they added pointless twists and setups to make you go watch the sequel when it comes out. All in all this film was competently acted and directed, but the plot got way far up it’s own ass in the ending. Also, the guy who said “let’s play a game” gave me PTSD from when I watched all the Saw movies.

fun! never trusting an enclosed space again!