"why don't you come down here and let me suck your cock, pretty boy?"
I've been interested in seeing this ever since it first released, but since I think Don't Breathe is an overrated, poorly conceived dumpster fire that isn't half as smart as it thinks it is, I'm really not sure what I expected from Alvarez's debut...this. The characters are idiotic, stupid clichés but at least the gore is interesting. This has to be one of the bloodiest films I've ever seen so at least it lives up to the hype in that regard. But seriously, y'all put fucking duct tape over a chainsaw wound? Man, this movie is annoying. Jane Levy is the best thing about it.
edit: bumped up to 3 stars because of that gore. holy shit. made me cringe at how disgusting some of it was. bravo, Alvarez.