Dear cast of Grown Ups,

This was on TV tonight.

It is now broken.

I demand a new one.

You can pay it from the incomprehensible, ludicrous $162 million you made with this 'comedy' of yours.

Sincerely,

Me

55

It's so funny to think about the anger that critics and redditors spewed towards this movie on release when it's nothing but riffs and vibes and bloopers stitched together. Essentially plotless, except for a few key moments that make up some semblance of a third act, and it's just bursting with jokes that don't land but it's nonstop zingers so it carries its weight on the sheer laziness of it all. Looking back, it's almost quaint, and it's weirdly the foundational 'netflix original movie' aesthetic in spite of Adam Sandler not working with Netflix for another five years. Relentlessly stupid but they go to a water-park and pee in the pool, what else do you want from me?

I would say the third act was weak until I realised there was no third act.

amazing trash

A bunch of comedians firing ad-libbed one-liners and yo mama jokes at each other for nearly two solid hours, watching this movie feels like hiding in the closet from ur least favorite school bullies while they act like big dumb morons and u hope they don't find u and sit on u and fart on u. **throw in some dumb 'i grew up 102 min and now bla bla' lazy joke here**

Most everybody hates this film. While I'm not going to claim it to be a masterpiece or even a contemporary classic, I will say that I love it. To me it's a happy-go-lucky comedy romp that always seems to bring back the few bright memories of my misspent youth.

Overall, Grown Ups is pure cinema trash... But I love it anyway!

2019- One of the best years of my life! I finally feel like I’m becoming a real person! I watched almost every movie Martin Scorsese has ever made! 

2020- I haven’t gone to bed before 4 am in 2 weeks. I sincerely don’t know what day it is. Rob Schneider is going to be my second most watched actor this year

I had a good time, ngl.
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film snobs are just pretentious nerds who hate their fathers

chris rock's movie career is very strange to me. the man is one of the most important standup comics of all time and his role here is so minimal in a way that makes me reflect on the rest of his career as a comedic actor and that kind of feels like the case for most of it? still, i loved this. this is a major entry to the summer movie canon.

and the water park scene is one of the most delightful things in cinema i've seen in recent memory (twitter.com/responsiblerob/status/1277394958375202816?s=20)

Simultaneously the best and worst comedy ever made.

Pretty funny

Okay, This movie might not have a plot, or a third act, or good character development, or anything for that matter, but I find it charming. It has the good family movie charm that I like. It isn’t very rewatchable, but it’s a good family watch.

Watched this to mentally prepare myself for Hubbie Halloween, as I vowed to watch every single one of Adam Sandler movies in support of his acting career since Uncut Gems. This movie was a tragedy.

the boys are back in town!

cinematic masterpiece idk what to say

Adam Sandler continues his reign as the undisputed king of making absolute garbage movies.

4

Don’t pee in the pool.

Eu mandando figurinha de cavalo no WhatsApp é mais engraçado que esse filme inteiro.

Directed by : Adel Shakal

I didn't realise you couldn't rate something 0 stars until 15 seconds ago

Why do men Do This?