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  Review by demi adejuyigbe ★★★★½ 30

  see this is why i simply don't "have sex." one second you're just layin down the pipe and all of a sudden the big boy come in to try and stab you 'cause he jealous of you and your rockin hog. i don't need that pressure in my life. porkin is a young man's game, i got bills to pay

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  Review by Jay ★★★★★ 7

  jamie lee curtis: AAAAAAAAH

  michael myers, walking as slow as possible after her: why ah you running?

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  Review by ciara ★★★★ 10

  all this guy does is stand there breathing heavily like damn bitch just take a puff from your inhaler and go

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  Review by DirkH ★★★★★ 166

  Got into an argument with a couple of 16 year old students of mine about how most of them have the attention span of fruit flies with ADHD and that most modern media seems to cater to their sugar rush needs causing them to lose appreciation for the power of simplicity.

  They disagreed.

  I showed them the opening scene of Halloween.

  That shut them up.

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  Review by James (Schaffrillas) ★★★½ 12

  John Carpenter putting the original Thing on a TV in this movie only to make his own Thing a few years later is peak foreshadowing

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  Review by kársten ★★★★½

  illinois suburbs really are a horror movie

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  Review by Issac ★★★★½ 3

  Me: *judges every flaw of the scene*
  
  *Michael pops out behind some bushes in the corner*

  Me: this movie is perfect

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  Review by Sally Jane Black ★★★★½ 27

  When exposed, he only pauses.

  It's nothing new to note that the horror in many slashers--especially this one--are women's horrors. Stalking, sexual violence, threats to children, threatening phone calls, these are products of patriarchy that women--whether we like it or not--are saddled with facing. In better societies, reproductive labor is shared, but here, under capitalist patriarchy, women (or even just those classified as women) are coerced into these roles. And so we are subject to men's obsessions, men's brutality, men's lust, men's need to control. Again, whether men like it or not, whether men concede to the coercion or not, capitalist patriarchy coerces them into those roles. They aren't "natural." They aren't innate. They aren't unavoidable. But they are there,…

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  Review by aaron ★★★★ 2

  if michael myers can wear a mask then so can you

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  Review by Todd Gaines ★★★★★ 99

  It's Halloween night, about a month before JFK went to Dallas, and a small child named Michael brutally butchers his older sister. He's sent to the asylum, and he's supposed to stay locked up forever. However, 15 years later he escapes, and guess where he goes? Yup, back to the scene of the crime. This time, Michael has his eye on a trio of teenage girls. Why is he paying such close special attention to a very young Jamie Lee Curtis? Who taught him to drive? Why does his mask look like James T Kirk met a can of spray paint? John Carpenter's Halloween is pure horror. It proves you don't need tons of blood, kills, or a big budget,…

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★★ 49

  100/100

  The holiday of Halloween is more than just a night of candy and harmless pranks. As consumerist tendencies grow and expand financially, Halloween has become not only a celebratory day of the internal desire to change and shift, but a gigantic season in and of itself. Costume stores open as early as late July and decorations are everywhere, appearing in Grocery stores and gas stations just as much as the local retail shop. As a result, the mood of autumn and the spooky turn into the Halloween season comes as early as late-August. I’m not complaining. Halloween allows for a specific and almost indescribable aura to enter the air, floating and observing as it alters neighborhoods and triggers something…

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  Review by issy 🥝 ★★★½ 15

  yes it’s a classic and i like it a lot but god it’s so frustrating. she really sat down huh. she really sat down next to him. she really parked that rear in the same room. she really landed that ship in the same vicinity. she really just got up and stood there, without a care in the world. she really just leaned in that doorway looking somber as sally. she really rested her tidy mind for a sweet sweet second instead of getting the fuck out. as if he wasn’t just gonna get back up. as if he wasn’t gonna rehearse his small role in the thriller video right there and then. as if he wasn’t just gonna lift up…