I tried to write a review, but I can't.

All that's running through my head is "Dear Diary: My teen angst bullshit has a body count."

I really wish I could rewind time and watch this as my high school self.

"I LOVE MY DEAD, GAY SON!"

smart movies don’t exist anymore because heathers took all the best lines

i want both jason and veronica to fuck me gently with a chainsaw

can't wait till school gets cancelled because i killed myself in a repressed homosexual suicide pact

my expectations, seeing the poster: This is going to be an early 90s romcom where Christian Slater gives the girl some .. ?? heathers and that will be their in-joke, the skirt screams it's going to be a cutesy movie but Slater in black means it might just be edgy.
Christian Slater: AHAHHAHAHA. So how would you like to die?
me: How about, of shame?
Christian Slater: That just might work.

I'm usually not that big on 80's movies, maybe that's why I liked this one. And fuck me redhead heather is hot.

This movie is sooooo messed up...I love it. 

It may have been a little better going into this one blind but alas, I did not have that pleasure. Still a solid flick from the greatest decade of American film. 

A whole two hours just to say that teenagers are the worst.

3.5 stars for the first half of the film. I loved it when it was weird and crazy. Also, for winona ryder looking so beautiful at 16 years old.

I liked the film but I feel like the theatre production did a better job at making a cohesive story, and as I saw that first I'm always going to have the preference.
Winona is Gorgeous though, her outfits are A*

If I was Johnny Depp I wouldn’t haven’t changed my Winona tattoo no matter what happened between us. I mean, I’d have done some other things differently too but that’s the most important one. #winonaforever

I literally nut every time I watch this it’s so fucking good

I gotta say, Christian Slater was pretty bomb in this movie.

this is a DIAMOND for the humanity but why i miss the songs so much