I suppose this is essential viewing for Jon Cryer completists. (All three of you)
In which the baby faced star of Pretty in Pink plays a 29-year-old stockbroker from Boston, who goes into hiding at his little cousin's high school, when the mob wants to kill him.
Something to do with bonds. Who cares.
Anyway... Once he gets to high school, he can ditch the suit, the douchebag glasses and the ridiculous beard to become the Jon Cryer we all know and love. You know... That kid from Superman IV.
The movie is watchable, I guess. It's just really stupid and hard to swallow.
Let's face it, psychological realism is important. Even in a teen comedy like this. And I…