Synopsis
Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it is water. Actually most of it is water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. It's sad. I'm sad. How did this happen?
2017 Directed by Bill Wurtz
Hi, you're on a rock, floating in space. Pretty cool, huh? Some of it is water. Actually most of it is water. I can't even get from here to there without buying a boat. It's sad. I'm sad. How did this happen?
hi.
you're on a rock floating in space.
pretty cool, huh?
some of it's water.
fuck it, actually most of it's water.
i can't even get from here to there without buying a boat.
it's sad.
i'm sad.
i miss you.
how did this happen?
a long time ago, actually never, and also now, nothing is nowhere.
when?
never.
makes sense, right?
like i said, it didn't happen.
nothing was never anywhere.
that's why it's been everywhere.
it's been so everywhere you don't need a where.
you don't even need a when.
that's how every it gets.
forget this.
i wanna be something.
go somewhere.
do something.
i want things to change.
i want to invent time and space.
and…
the only people who like this are theatre kids and they deserve to be shoved into 18 trillion lockers at once and never allowed inside a dennys again
Morgan Freeman: My narration will forever be the greatest and most relaxing of all time
Bill Wurtz:
This is quite possibly the best video on the Internet.
So much so, that I made a video explaining why.