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She'll Love You. . .to PIECES!!
She hacks up rapists and snuff porno makers because they are bad guys.
Hooker with a Hacksaw
2017 Directed by Donald Farmer
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MOBIL MARATHON WAFFLE HOUSE
EXXON/EXXON/EXXON
end of an era/end of reality
MOVING MOUTH/LAVA WAX
bloodwave/
leached bisphenol drool
NEVER go into the room, not even for Shark Week. It isn't your fault. You never deserved this. You never had this coming. A pharmaceutical spill, zebrafish neurons bloom then wilt, leaving crumbling caves like broken chocolate rabbit hollows, garrotted open.
xxl t-shirt makes a fine dress, dried kayro flip-flop regrettable substitution flaking off onto shag carpenting never in focus, never to resolve. nitrile repels petroleum, a warding, a spent dawn; a leaking from suddenly gouts misty's mane/unicorn snot, a dappled pentagram called appaloosa homemade acid wash, forgetful discharge, spiralling untuned
an invisible hole to be walked around until disappeared into whereupon…
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Objectively, I love everything about this movie. Particularly the parts I didn't have anything to do with, which is most of it. Kasper Meltedhair has a quality that I want to look at, listen to and et cetera. All she wants to do is watch that Goddamn Linnea Quigley movie but the need to make money to buy pills and alien toys is SO real.
The violence is spot on, and Kasper, bless her heart, really gets dick deep in the gore. Direct ejaculatory spurts of blood in the face and borderline intestinal jerk-offs. MDMA induced drug dealer street slaughter. Then you've got your garden variety sleazy pimp and masked snuff filmmakers. A pig and a pigeon. Bad guys dot…
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weird regional melancholy sprinkled like marshmallows into the unsweetened oat pieces of grody video slasher.... i live for this shit !!
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What can I say about Hooker with a Hacksaw that my girlfriend did not say better than me?
We did some work on this feature for cult director Donald Farmer, the maestro of no-budget shot on video horror and exploitation. Caroline, AKA Scumbalina, was asked to direct a scene for the movie and I shot it. After that, we shot some additional B-roll in LA. It was a wonderful experience, and gave me the kind of will to create and energy to do so that I'd lost over the last bunch of years. So the fact of this movie and my involvement will always be dear to me.
The movie itself is a fucking blast. Kasper Meltedhair, the wicked waif…
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Two girls fall back onto the couch, laughing. One asks the other, "what planet are you from, anyway?" "The Planet of Whacked Out Bitches. Wanna go?"
Possibly the best Donald Farmer movie. Complete perfection of the ideas, landscapes, and dreamy nightmares that originated in Demon Queen.
By the way, if you haven't listened to the song "Angel Fire" a million times already, you can get started now:
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I could comment on the green hair and witch hat, or sensual kissing/caressing of a dog statue, or the endless sawing of genitals, but what the fuck does any of it matter when TIL Donald Farmer lives and shoots less than an hour from me, and I graduated from the same Mass Communications program as him?
Very much looking forward to the upcoming reboots of a couple of his classics!
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Wholesome. Farmer clearly knows what he's doing with the essential tools at his disposal, as lo-fi as they might appear to be. It's unexpectedly entrancing in the sense that the soundscape seems to be in a near-constant state of sickly metamorphosis (the quality dips in and out in a way that can only be described as deliberate) and that everyone present - especially Kaspar Meltedhair, our leading lady, who is nothing short of a bonafide STAR - is archetypal to the point of toxic abstraction. It's simultaneously capable of dipping its toes in and outside of a world riddled with the SOV horror standards of pimps, perverts, prostitutes, and masked snuff filmmakers, its strange allure derived from the equal measures…
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When I saw the first promo photo of this movie with the young lady holding a hacksaw next to a bleeding stump, I had a feeling that this would not only be Donald Farmer’s return to his gory/sleazy exploitation roots, but it would be even gorier than before! I love it when I’m right! Lives up to its title too! This hooker has a hacksaw and she’s slashing, dismembering, and disemboweling the hell out of bad people! Thoroughly impressed and entertained! Now a DVD (and hopefully VHS) release already!
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What a lovely, mood-enhancing, blood-spurting delight!! I loved Hooker with a Hacksaw so much. It made me laugh and smile. I, too, want to be just like Kirsten. She is a great american heroine, like Ms. 45, but with a MUCH less convenient choice of killing implement. But hey, some folks like to take their time with this sort of stuff, no judgment here.
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Wow this gave me the blast of surreal weirdness I was craving. I liked this way way way more than i I was expecting. The only Donald Farmer flick I had seen prior was Demon Queen and that was enough to get me excited for this. Starting out it wasn’t doing too much for me, but it’s blend of twisted humor and super cheap practical gore (done well for this type of thing) and the winning lead performance of Kasper Meltedhair (what a name!) made it a totally unique experience. I knew for sure I was in love when she got sexual with the intestines 😳
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When the tape in the car fucks up and she go “oh my.... wow.... motherfucker.... kill me now...” I don’t really know if I’ve ever felt a scene more deeply
Also her clashing floral prints are inspiring and her haircut screams brilliance and basically I’m asking someone anyone to get my phone number to her
Wish someone would fuck MY soul to hell
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a wholesome lesbian romance is rudely interrupted by trauma
yes, it's trash, but it also really hit me emotionally?
also, an absolutely god-tier ending - a literal middle finger to SWERFs and a visit to the local hardware store