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  Review by Sam Van Hallgren ★★★★ 16

  Like if Damien Chazelle had studied murder in college instead of jazz.

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  Review by Patrick Willems ★★★★ 1

  Keanu murdering dudes in the name of justice for his puppy is the purest cinema of the 21st century.

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  Review by Jay ★★★½ 7

  willem dafoe: you know, im something of an assassin myself

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  Review by olivia ★★★★½ 6

  three men walk into a bar:

  john wick: ✏️

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  Review by SilentDawn ★★★★ 25

  Hello everyone, take the John Wick quiz to see if It's right for you! (In all honesty, every single person on Earth should see this piece of badassery.)

  1. Do you like to watch Keanu Reeves kicking ass?

  2. Do you like to watch Keanu Reeves shooting many bad people in the face?

  3. Do you like to watch Keanu Reeves ramming his car into other cars?

  4. Do you like to watch Keanu Reeves punching bratty mob members in the genitals?

  5. Do you like moody and neo-noirish cinematography, in the vein of Drive and Only God Forgives?

  6. Do you like perfectly timed comedic moments with action sequences?

  If you answered yes to any of these questions, see…

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  Review by georgina ★★★★★ 2

  who would win:
  the russian mafia or one angry boi

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  Review by CinemaJoe ★★★★ 8

  I used to think John Wick overreacted a bit. Then I got a dog and realized his reaction was appropriate.

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  Review by maria ★★★★ 4

  one does not simply kill another man's puppy, theon greyjoy

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  Review by shay ★★★★½ 1

  someone: john wick literally kills people he's not a good person
  me: you don't have all the facts
  someone: which are?
  me: i love him

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  Review by davidehrlich ★★★ 5

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  Turns out that all you need to make a movie is a John Wick and a dog (and you don't even need the dog for that long).

  the first half is grand. funny, patient, with slick & unique action. stylishly accomplishes a bit of world-building in there, too.

  the 2nd half is a slog, as it turns out there are only so many times you can watch keanu reeves flip someone over his shoulder and shoot them in the head.

  the moral of the story: maybe *don't* kill john wick's dog?

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  Review by alor ★★★★½

  This review may contain spoilers. I can handle the truth.

  “I heard you struck my son. Why?”
  “Because uhhm, he took John Wick's car and killed his dog.”
  “Oh.”

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  Review by Matt Singer ★★★★

  I mean that dog was really cute.