“Now, I can feel your brain rotting right below my hand right as we speak.”
I thought I’d go about my day by punishing myself so I decided to give this a try. I honestly feel sorry for Megan Fox and I completely understand why she stopped acting. If her sweaty cleavage can’t save a film, then what can? Well, Michael Fassbender’s zany performance tries his hardest to make things fun but unfortunately this film isn’t just suffering from stale directing, cringe writing, lackluster score, outdated effects, abysmal make-up, completely tone-deaf, horrible pacing, uhhhh, let’s just say the viewers are the ones who are scarred with the hex. The Mini-Gun attached to the horse gave me mixed feelings. I was conflicted on whether I wanted to see that or not and I’m still contemplating about it.